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| Location | LOCATION: Behind a bush, under a bed, wedged between two couch cushions |
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| Introduction | DESCRIPTION: Two guys/girls/hermaphrodites—our genitals aren't important—who have uncovered photos and gossip that literary agents don't want you to see. Basically, we are the Perez Hilton of the publishing world. (All posts are fictitious. No actual reporting or research is conducted. We seek to slander everyone equally.) OUR INTERESTS: Breaking Guinness World Records; building life-size objects out of Legos; claymation (and by claymation, we mean Clay Aiken figurines that we manipulate and film to produce homemade music videos that we post on YouTube); brewing beer; photographing the elderly in an Anne Geddes-like fashion—nude, emerging from a blossom or sitting in a flower pot. OUR FAVORITE MUSIC: Clay Aiken, One Direction, Pitbull, Colbie Caillat, George Michael (post-Wham!), Meat Loaf, Jack Johnson, LMFAO, Geri Halliwell (post-Spice Girls). OUR FAVORITE BOOKS: The 50 Shades Threesome by E.L. James, Sapphire by Katie Price, the Maximum Ride series by James Patterson, Sage-ing While Age-ing by Shirley MacLaine, The Bible by God. |
| Favorite Movies | We don't watch movies. Neither one of us own a television. |