The Painted Ass
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
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| Occupation | Administrator |
| Location | Comber, N. Ireland, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | These are the facts. The jury's still out on the rest. I'm the youngest child of two (spoilt?). I was born and coaxed up in N. Ireland and am back living there now after six years in Scotland (uni and work)and five months in Jamaica (work and the most amazing time of my life to date). I live with my parents cos I can't afford a house of my own and refuse to rent anymore - surprisingly, I feel very little shame about this ..hmmm. I'm terminally single. Not sure why but I suspect the emotional retardation may be a factor. Against my better judgement, I practised as a solicitor for seven years and just about killed myself doing so. Now I answer phones for a living while sticking my finger up to the fact that my life has no direction. This is just the way I like it. |
| Interests | Just about everything in varying degrees but that's a cop out. If threatened, I would have to say, foreigness, animals, cod psychology & philosophy, trees and shrubbery (especially gorse - the smell gets me high), pictures, patterns & colour, food (especially the eating thereof), music, films etc |
| Favorite movies | Hmmm. Hard. There are so many. I'll limit it to 5 - Amelie, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rear Window, The Big Blue, Sin City |
| Favorite music | Yeah Yeah Yeahs, PJ Harvey, Kate Bush, Suzanne Vega, Bjork, Goldfrapp, Team Sleep, The Strokes, Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stoneage, Skunk Anansie, Supergrass, Living Colour, Eels, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Lamb, Air, Morcheeba, Moby, Lauryn Hill, The Fugees, Jill Scott, Outkast, N.E.R.D. and stuff ... |
| Favorite books | "The God of Small Things" - Arundhati Roy, "The Bone People" - Kerry Hulme, "The Beach" - Alex Garland, "Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell" - Susanna Clarke, "The Power and the Glory" - Graham Greene, "The Cornish Girl" - Joanna Hines, "To Kill a Mocking Bird" - Harper Lee, "Cannery Row" & "Sweet Thursday" - John Steinbeck |
Foxes are clever and tigers are cunning. So, what's your cat's safety school?
My cat is dead. True story