Matthew & Gracie
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| Occupation | Toddlers |
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| Location | Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
| Introduction | Our Mum tried to sell us on Facebook today so we have decided to speak out about the treatment we receive under her incompetent care, and hopefully inspire other toddlers to improve their quality of life at home, despite their stupid parents. We're going to call ourselves Matthew and Gracie. They are totes not our real names, but we don't want any dodgy fuckers looking us up on the tinternet, because we are particularly cute and squishy. We are 2 and a half and 1 and a half. |