Lady Emily Waitrose-Selfridge
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| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Good heavens no! |
| Location | Good Old London town, occaisionally I holiday in Edinburgh |
| Introduction | I was born in 1855, a good year for livestock and the colour purple. As a Lady, I live on a humble income of £18, 000 a year, which is just enough to help with my main hobby: collecting stuffed Woodlice. My parents are both dead, or possibly abroad, I always get confused about the matter. Anyhow, they send a postcard once a year. My brother is a notorious gin addict and runs a high class (HIGH class, mind you) opium den in london with some chinese chums. I hope one day to have lots more money, and a husband who says "Now, really dear!" a lot. |
| Interests | Tiny fluffy kittens, embroidery, penny dreadfuls, waking up and realising its a saturday, so no work! Waking up and realising its any day at all, because I'm a lady and I dont work anyway! Sighing and being out of breath all the time. Fainting into the arms of a strong man with a curly moustaches. Corsetry and whale bones, hunting (particularly in vole season), and clapping politly at whatever the lovely men in parliament are saying. |
| Favorite movies | beg pardon? |
| Favorite music | That lovely piece my Mr Beethoven that goes Du du du DUM, and "smack my bitch up" by messers The Prodigy and Sons. |
| Favorite books | Sex tips for victorian women, Harold Porter and the Expenses Claim of Doom, Shelock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper-the ultimate play off, selected Dickens (Oliver Twist, Bleak House and Five ways to bag a horsey posh bloke) |