myopic
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Desk Jockey and Animal Wrangler |
| Location | Cincinnati, Ohio |
| Introduction | Welcome to my highly caffeinated corner of the world. I'm a teenager trapped in a thirty-something's body, currently in the midst of a midlife crisis. I am the Goddess of Useless Pop Culture Trivia and Bad Timing. I am the author of two unfinished NaNoWriMo novels (and one finished but badly in need of editing), a few eclectic short stories, and lots of angsty poetry. I am currently owned by two cats, Ma Huang (aka Drunken Master) and Kismet (aka Princess Chunky Butt). I've done everything from work on an auto assembly line to tend bar at an alternative/industrial nightclub in the dicey part of town and process multi-million dollar checks for a local financial corporation. I am not well traveled, and know a little bit about a whole lot of things. I'm a continuing ed student in the University of Life. The degree is difficult to get, but the tuition is cheap. Pull up a chair and grab a cup of joe. (Or tea. Or a bottled water. Or an adult beverage of your choosing.) And yes, the refills are free. Questions? Comments? Contact the management - myopia2000 (at) hotmail.com. |