Astor W. Heinemann
| Location | Aberdeen, North East, United States |
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| Introduction | Astor is not a real person, nor does he play one on TV. He enjoys long walks on the beach, time travel and shooting people when they're already dead. |
| Favorite movies | Anything without a lot of crying women. |
| Favorite music | ALL! |
| Favorite books | Kerouac, Poe, Faulkner, Salinger, Tolstoy, Bradbury, Dostoyevsky, Pope, Fitzgerald, beat lit, more. |