Jackie

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Science
Occupation Customer Adviser (or Call Centre Monkey!)
Location Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom
Introduction I am a misanthropist.I generally dislike people, apart from the select few, and prefer animals. I enjoy watching Black Books and Red Dwarf and my favourite comediens are Bill Bailey and Eddie Izzard. I am also a bit of a nutter with a slightly evil streak. Beware, anyone who gets on the wrong side of me!
Interests Horse-Riding, Dog Training, Animal Psychology, Painting animal portraits, cycling, birdwatching, reading (lots!), drinking cider, and listening to music especially 70's rock and metal
Favorite Movies Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Clockwork Orange, Silence of the Lambs, The Stand, Phantom of the Opera, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings, The Harry Potter films
Favorite Music Tool, Disturbed, Metallica, Rammestein, A Perfect Circle, Deep Purple, Rory Gallagher, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Black Sabbath, Green Day, Foo Fighters, The Levellers, REM, Classical music
Favorite Books Anything by Stephen King especially The Stand, the Earth's Children series, The Horse Whisperer, James Herriot, Deric Longden, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings, the Harry Potter series, The Dog Listener, The Practical Dog Listener, The Man Who Listens To Horses, The Bunny Suicides

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

I don't know, Soap? Wood? It's an impossible decision, Maybe I'll toss a coin and hope that it somehow explodes killing me