Mystery Hipster

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Gender Male
Location Milwaukee, WI
Introduction I invented the word hipster in its modern context. I was the first to ever use that word for what it means. I wonder why we add meanings to words that already exist. Damn, that was some pretty cool existentialist shit.
Interests Philanthropy, blankets.
Favorite Movies Anything good that main marketing point isn't "shit blows up" and that tries to contrive a meaning or present some common experience.
Favorite Music Well generally, I like a bunch of new fangeled crazy people music.
Favorite Books Right now I'm reading Pygmalion, well I have been for the past couple months. My life is often to busy to ever finish anything I start.

How tall would you be if you had never cut your fingernails?

If I never cut my fingernails, I would also probably shop at Walmart. If I shopped at Walmart I probably wouldn't be pretentious enough to write a blog. If I didn't write a blog, this question would not have been posed to me.