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About me

Gender Male
Industry Non-Profit
Occupation Stay-At-Home Dad
Location NashVega$, TN, United States
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Introduction "I don't drink coffee, sir, I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature."
Interests Zombies, Music, Comics, D&D, Gaming, Movies, NFL, Crosswords, Etymology, Lovecraft, Politics, Boston
Favorite Movies Predator, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars (IV, V, VI), Children of Men, Dawn of the Dead (remake), Shaun of the Dead, Undead, The Dark Knight
Favorite Music Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Mum, Elbow, Mortician, Primus, Ben Folds, Beethoven, TFY, Ol Dirty Sanchez, DJ Jantine B
Favorite Books World War Z, I am Legend, A Wrinkle in Time, Catcher in the Rye, The Martian Chronicles, The Monster at the End of the Book, Good Omens, Smoke and Mirrors (Gaiman), Harry Potter, Necronomicon

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