Mathew K

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About me

Gender Male
Occupation Traveler
Location New York, NY, United States
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Introduction I am a man who wants to see the world for free. Help?
Interests Real paper books, video games, traveling, living cheaply, making new friends
Favorite Movies Boondock Saints, Hackers, Charlie Wilson's War, Point Break, The TPB Movie, Anchorman, Love Actually, Shaolin Soccer, OldBoy, A Dirty Carnival.
Favorite Music Metronomy, Maximo Park, Linkin Park, Ambulance LTD, Booka Shade, Cicada, Cut Copy, Daft Punk, Death in Vegas, Digitalism, DJ Shadow, The Faint, freezepop, Groove Armada, Gotan Project, Imogen Heap, Ken Ishii, Kings of Convenience, Leo Kottke, The Meters, Mylo, Nicola Conte, Outkast, Para One, Thievery Corporation, Rush, Royksopp, Ratatat, Parts Pieces, The Presets
Favorite Books Rule of the Bone, Slaughterhouse Five, Sometimes a Great Notion, Harry Potter series, Fight Club, On Style

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

A turtle can be naked when you place a tiny pair of boxers on him for a week or so. Then, after your friends start to notice, you suddenly take them off of him in a crowded room and scream. Suddenly, you realize that YOU are the turtle...