K Harley & Queen B

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Occupation Monarchs
Location Midwest, United States
Introduction We're a fat married couple in our mid-thirties with four skinny kids taking the road less traveled to health. We're sadly out of shape and determined to get fit--gradually and sanely. No cottage cheese and peaches served on lettuce leaves, please! This ain't your mama's diet! We just moved from the suburbs to the country and since dying young isn't in the master plan, we're going to grow organic food, raise chickens and find our inner Brad and Angela!

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

The milkshakes GONE, bay-bee!