Adorable Girlfriend
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Queen of the World |
| Location | Philadelphia, PA, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | AG is a single girl searching for that kippa wearing cutie! Is he you, Cowboy? |
| Interests | Schtupping Jewish doctors, being adored by my fans, hating on the Patriarchy, supporting abortion in all cases -- even when wanted. Also, cutting my own finger nail is a big interest of mine. |
| Favorite movies | St. Elmo's Fire, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Sixteen Candles |
| Favorite music | Morrissey, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, The Clash, Adam Ant |
| Favorite books | Steal This Book, The Great Gatsby, Fear of Flying |
All of the phone numbers have fallen out of your address book. Whose number do you look for first and why?
Fish's because he is so my goyish PhD hottie and he loves me. He just doesn't know that I know that he loves me.