Jason Paul Tolmie
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Internet |
| Occupation | Does...not...work! Which means I must be broken yes? |
| Location | Teddington, Middlesex, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | I am a quiet, sometimes moody, quite often annoying, but mostly happy 41 year old twat whom absolutely Loves the Countryside and trees and mountain biking & kayaking and throwing pebbles at empty Pepsi cans on the beach. I like to laugh out loud at things that are funny and take the piss out of everything and anything possible....including myself. The best feeling in the world (apart from the company of a funny woman) is taking a dump out in the open air and having a wee whilst having a drink at the exact same time. And my favorite part of the day is the night time when it is all nice and dark, where you can hide and jump out on people you want to frighten, but don't get me wrong, I love the sun too, as it gives me the chance to burn the back of my friend Lee's neck with a magnifying glass;) |
| Interests | Mountain biking, Surviving My Viruses, kayaking, Blogging, Sci-Fi, reading, Taking the piss, art, photography, graffiti art, television documentaries, music, video games, comedy. |
| Favorite movies | Donnie Darko, Dead Mans Shoes, Pulp Fiction, Bitter Moon, Frantic, The Shining, Star Wars movies, David Lynch movies, Alien movies, Chopper, Fight Club, American History X, WarGames, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Weird Science, Back to the Future, Howard the Duck, The Terminator movies, Cruise of the Gods, Stephen Poliakoff's Perfect Strangers, I'm Alan Partridge, KMKY with Alan Partridge, The Mighty Boosh, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, The Office, Extras, Saxondale, Red Dwarf, Twin Peaks, Only Fools & Horses, Blakes 7, Survivors, The Tripods, Spaced, Family Guy, The Life and Loves of a She-Devil, The Young Ones, Bottom, Lost |
| Favorite music | Joy Division, Radiohead, Interpol, Bloc Party, TV on the Radio, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, Suede, Muse, Arcade Fire, The Cure, Cocteau Twins (Garlands), William, Redcarsgofaster, Editors, The Raveonettes |
| Favorite books | Incompetence by Rob Grant, His Dark Materials trilogy by Philip Pullman, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Agatha Christie, Augusten Burroughs, JG Ballard, Iain Banks (The Wasp Factory & The Bridge), |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
No! I look for others who are drowning and watch them die!