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For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Aunt Anne, I thank you sincerely for this atrociously bad rooster-shaped dispenser of syrup. It will adorn every home I ever own, and will be passed on to children's children. It will undoubtedly be shattered at the slippery fingers of my great great great grandson, Marqui'shawn, Jr. during breakfast. Your loving Nephew, Samuel