SharkByte

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Banking
Occupation Loan Shark
Location Shallow Coastal Waters, Gulf of Mexico, United States
Introduction I'm just your average shark next door with a beautiful smile. I like long walks on the beach, Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Growing up I could tell my parents hated me. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my dorsal fin to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
Interests Snacking on Fish and the Occasional Surfer, Martinis
Favorite Movies JAWS, JAWS 2, JAWS 3-D, JAWS The Revenge, Raging Sharks, Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, Shark Attack, Shark Attack 2, Shark Attack 3
Favorite Music Beatles, The Beach Boys, Motown, 60s, 70's, 80s, Jazz, Classical, Reggae, Salsa, Latin Jazz, Trio Los Panchos

When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?

Duuuhhhh...I'M A SHARK! Geez...