Bert
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Computers, Real estate, Dog kennel, Trail grooming, |
| Location | St Paul, Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | I can make 3-minute eggs in 20 seconds. In 2008 I held my breath most of the way swimming across the English Channel while towing a barge full of caramel pudding. I taught my Chickens to harmonize and play the “1812 Overture” by passing gas. Most of the wild animals in Tasmania will come to me and “heel”… when I call them. Can smash grapefruit with one hand while playing a harmonica, I've rescued puppies from Eagles (while flying), I’m a spy for 5 different countries. I teach earthworms to “Sit, roll over, speak". Master of Camouflage - Using only a hot air balloon and a golf ball retriever I planted Day Lilly’s in the White House Garden completely unnoticed.. I’m an expert in truck tire pressure gauges. I can play the entire full orchestra version of “Carmina Burana” alone. I breed Pigeons with IQ’s greater than most college honor students. I once won an apple peeling contest in Nova Scotia using only my house key. I often receive marriage proposals from women who have dialed the wrong number. My dental floss and duct tape artwork hangs at 14 art gallery’s around the world. I once read “Gone with the Wind” while parallel parking my car. |
| Interests | Physics, universe, Chickens, Pigeons, Doves, inventions, outdoors, camping, electronics, gadgets, Minnesota, Minneapolis, Saint Paul, St Paul, computers, inventions, music, photography, programming, dogs, cats, and on and on... endless |
| Favorite Movies | The Point |
| Favorite Music | Almost all except Opera |
| Favorite Books | Jet engine maintenance (Has lots of interesting physics information). |
If you were to lose your mind, how would you know?