sourgrapes113

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation cow pie throwing champion
Introduction 30 something and single but hopeful. more often than not, the compliments i receive make the synapses in my brain want to commit seppuku.
Interests sleeping, beer, mocking people
Favorite Movies documentaries, infomercials
Favorite Music sitars, bouzouki, saws, didgeridoo, mouth harp
Favorite Books self-help, family circus

The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?

through a twizzler straw, same as with whiskey sours