Sprinks
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Introduction | I am a 463 year old half man with degrees in sparadical physics, ergonomic botany and pure and incidental Moussakaology. I played selective midfield for Grimsby between 1972 and 82 before a septic metatarsal put an end to my playing career. I was also voted rear of the year 1997 and was 86 eurovision runner up with my self penned ditty ' love is a bit like an agrophobic manatee when you really think about it'. My other achievements include inventing the Almond milking machine, growing the worlds first test tube ferret and creating a Yorkshire pudding that made Geoffrey Boycott weep with joy. I am one fifth vampire (left leg mainly), one third glitter ( thanks to the great Clethorpes crafting incedent of 74) and seven twenty twos pure salt water (but aren't we all). A proud father of 154 ......and known to spout crap from time to time. |