Richard Joseph
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | delivery boy, laborer, part-time philosopher |
| Location | South Hadley, Massachusetts, United States |
| Introduction | I already addressed this in the first blog post, but: I'm 5'7", 160 lbs. Hair: golden brown. Eyes: golden brown. Blood type: O negative. Fighting style: afro jitsu. Allergies: horses. Religion: Roman Catholic/ Zen Buddhist, Taoist. Nationality: American (United States). Population: 1. Average Rainfall: 3 inches a month. Major Exports: humor, wisdom, advice, punches. That reminds me, I need a flag. Bird: Falcon, Flower: Snap Dragon. |
| Interests | Crew, Weightlifting, hiking and nature walks, pet care, reading, writing, film, music, stand up comedy, hanging out with friends, contemplation, bucking authority, gardening, acting. |
| Favorite movies | Get Shorty, Pulp Fiction, The Princess Bride, The Matrix, The Crow, Citizen Kane, Hellboy, Phenomenon, Hard Target, Spiderman, Batman, The Haunting, What About Bob?, Patriot Games, Charlie's Angels I and II, Shrek I and II, Blade II, Throw Momma From the Train, Ernest Goes to Camp, The Last Samurai, The Last Unicorn, Groundhog Day, Hudson Hawk, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Bedazzled, Shrek 2 . . . way too many to list. I like more movies than books, and I like scroes of books. |
| Favorite music | Mike Doughty, BNL, Dashboard Confessionals, Counting Crows, Garth Brooks, Randy Travis, Ben Folds Five, Tom Jones, Billy Joel, Elton John, B.B. King, Crash Test Dummies, Jimmy Buffet's early stuff, Sister Hazel, The Quick Fix, Perverse Psychology, The Smoke Jumpers, CCR, The Boo Radleys, Train, Randy Travis, Simon and Garfunkel, Dexter Freebish, Ben Arthur, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Everlast, pretty much anything Brendan Smith or Steven Konefal or David LeTellier sing. |
| Favorite books | Something Wicked This Way Comes, Walden Two, Rhinoceros, The Clearing, IT, Shockwave, Walden, The Lion the Witch, and the Wardrobe, Cry, the Beloved Country, the short stories of H.P. Lovecraft, Jeeves and the Tie That Binds, the poetry of Keats, Byron, Blake, Frost, Kipling, Basho, Whitman, Sandburg, Stuart Little, Welcome to the Monkey House, Paul's Epistles, Salamandastron, The Hound of the Baskervilles, Carl the short stories of Twain, Poe, and O. Henry . . . this was the wrong question to ask a bibliophile like me. |
Why does the taste of pennies remind you of losing a tooth?
Or is it that the taste of losing a tooth reminds me of pennies?

