Grooming Fish Kittens
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | Glorified Delivery Boy |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Interests | Louisville Football, sleeping, overeating, ruminating on the futility of it all, other fun and uplifting activities. |
| Favorite Movies | Garden State, Caddyshack, Happy Gilmore, Lord Of The Rings, Usual Suspects, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, Frailty, Star Wars |
| Favorite Music | Steely Dan, Chill Jazz, Sven Van Hees, Praful, The Sundays, Soundgarden, Way Out West, Everything But The Girl, Seether |
| Favorite Books | The entire Dune series, Atlas Shrugged, Fountainhead, Crime and Punishment, Founding Brothers, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
In a word: shrinkage.