Jesus H. Christ
My blogs
Blogs I follow
| Industry | Religion |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Saving humanity from itself |
| Location | Everywhere, Eternity |
| Introduction | I saved mankind from eternal damnation and hellfire. Gave humanity a second chance when it didn't really deserve it. With this mulligan in hand you shit tards went on to create such masterpieces as Nickelodeon, pie charts, shoes with tassels, meetings, capris pants and non-alcoholic beer. Had I known then all that you'd accomplish, I'd have pulled the plug myself. That's gratitude for ya. Thanks for nothing assholes. |
| Interests | Turning water into wine. Drinking said wine. Rocking the status quo. Fishing. Raising the dead. Women, Men, Trannies, any combination of the three. Astral projection. Buddhism. |
| Favorite Movies | Anything with Doris Day. Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Any movie in which Eddie Murphy wears a fat suit. |
| Favorite Music | Frank Zappa. |
| Favorite Books | Don't read books. |