Dr. Pants
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Stunt man and part-time bounty hunter |
| Location | Hillbillyland, United States |
| Introduction | He looked into the abyss and the abyss looked back. And they sort of decided that this blind date was not going to work out. |
| Favorite books | Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut, Also that one with naked pictures of your mom. |
If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?
Close my eyes, remember that my father died, pooping on the deck of our home. He was a brave man...yarr.