Karen Goggins
| Gender | Female |
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| Introduction | Born and raised in Maine. Currently suffering from severe culture shock along the Redneck Riviera. Started life being the proud poster child for birth control (1950's-1960’s) then was dubbed a Flying Fickle Finger of Fate recipient and Blue Ribbon Black Sheep (1970’s–1990’s) My last and most prestigious accomplishment was becoming a highly regarded member of The League of the Ridiculously Obscure, HRH, the most exalted troglodyte and saucy tart extraordinaire (2000–Present) I am an otherwise typical peace-loving, semi-mature hippie, bleeding heart liberal, run-of-the-mill heathen, avid gardener, aspiring writer, wannabe artist, devoted pet owner and all around animal lover (especially black sheep and underdogs), jack-of-all-trades but the master of none, skillful chain-yanker and expert wanderer in search of witty banter and indecent proposals who swears entirely too often. In blogging circles aka: Mildred Ratched, Red Kitten and Queen Ovaltine. |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Anything is possible with the right attitude, a sledge hammer and a roll of duck tape.