Cap'n Porksword
My blogs
| Occupation | Swashbuckling Pirate |
|---|---|
| Location | The Seven Seas |
| Introduction | After cutting some major throats, I assumed captaincy of the Money Shot this year and plan to use it to loot, plunder and pillage the hearts of hearty lads across the globe. But mainly in San Diego, since we seem to dock there frequently. |
| Favorite movies | Treasure Island |