JellyManKelly

About me

Gender Female
Location California, United States
Introduction "Insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops." - Cary Grant, Arsenic and Old Lace. I am an Irish-Polish Catholic crazy person with a tendency to relate everything in my life to a movie, tv-show, or book. I'm addicted to music, chocolate, mac'n'cheese, watching Corgis run, and laughing. As of yet I have no marketable skills other than a stunning wit and more cynicism and sarcasm than any one person has a right to. Self-proclaimed Jedi Master of Bullshit. Advocate for the reparation and return of the English language to America. Proponent of the Oxford Comma.
Interests reading, eating, sleeping, correcting everyone's grammar, doodling, listening to music, quoting books and movies incessantly
Favorite Movies To Have and Have Not, Boondock Saints, Phantom of the Opera, Much Ado About Nothing, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Mamma Mia!, Imagine Me & You, Amelie, Stick It, Ultraviolet, 300, The Thin Man Series, V For Vendetta, Easy A, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2
Favorite Music Sara Bareilles, Matchbox Twenty, Florence + The Machine, P!nk, Backstreet Boys, ABBA, motown, classic rock, the soundtrack to Riverdance
Favorite Books Anything by Billy Shakespeare, Jane Austen, Edgar Allan Poe, Arthur Conan Doyle, Mark Twain, Robert Heinlein, Garth Nix, Orson Scott Card, Mercedes Lackey, Anne McCaffrey, Jim Butcher, Brian Jacques, R. A. Salvatore, J.R.R Tolkein, J. K. Rowling, David Eddings, Madeleine L'Engle, Radclyffe