Gender	Female
Industry	Technology
Occupation	Customer Service, Dispatch
Location	South Carolina, United States
Introduction	Sweet-but-sassy Southern gal. In touch with my inner beeyotch and inner child. Definite Scorpio with some Libran and Sagittarian tendencies. I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane. My ultimate goal is to win big in the lottery, be a professional beach bum, write the Great American Novel, and own a modern WKRP. It could happen....
Interests	music, jewelry-making, advocacy, concerts, crafting
Favorite movies	Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Princess Bride, Blazing Saddles, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Steel Magnolias
Favorite music	Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, Chris Cornell, the Eagles, Steely Dan, the Beatles, the Stones, the Doors, Boston, rock from the 60s through the 90s .... But love jazz and crooners too.
Favorite books	Where do I start? It's more like favorite authors: Pat Conroy, Dave Barry, Jill Connor Browne, Tom Reynolds, Celia Rivenbark. What can I say, I like people who make me laugh!!

That can't really be a fish you're standing on, can it?

Of course! It's a great arrangement, and we're thinking of legalizing it as soon as Parliament approves.