kevin.chicago9
| Industry | Engineering |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Civil Enginerd |
| Location | Chicago, IL, United States |
| Introduction | I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I plagiarize with utter exactness. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. And now I have followed the masses, like the easily led automaton I am, to Blogger... |
| Interests | speedskating, cycling, volleyball, public transportation, http://www.xxxracing.org |