Lurch
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Quality assurance analyst |
| Location | Aurora, Colorado, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | 21st century robotic representation of the Addams family's butler. |
| Interests | Music, rabid straight allying with the GLBT community |
| Favorite movies | UHF |
| Favorite music | They Might Be Giants, "Weird Al" Yankovic |
| Favorite books | The Bible (interpreted through a 21st century lens), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
The love potion you made tastes terrible. How will you drink it?
Uhhh ... I won't? Where's my Dew?