Monkey Business

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Marketing
Occupation "Accelerated Foodservice Facilitator"
Location Monkey Town, Oklahoma, United States
Introduction Middle-aged father of four in the burbs, hiding out in jobs with name-tags until he can launch his fiendish plans for world take-over.
Interests Money, my wife and kids, barbecue, music, the internet, art, church, business news, long walks, starry skies, summer sunsets, a good shave after a warm shower, feeding my cats.
Favorite Movies The Godfather trilogy, Star Wars both trilogies, Star Trek, all things Clint Eastwood, The Shadow, All The King's Men (both versions), Citizen Kane, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Debbie Does Dallas (just kidding!) The Sixth Sense, All things Natalie Portman, etc.
Favorite Music Just about everything EXCEPT rap -- [heavy vomiting noises in background] Mostly country, a little jazz and some classical. I used to like the "Dixie Chumps" until they showed their Communist colors.
Favorite Books Anything about NLP, Tony Robbins, Grinder & Bandler, or Milton Erickson. I love biographies of powerful people. Think and Grow Rich, The 48 Laws of Power, anything by Catherine Ponder, a handful of Stephen King titles (but not all), everything by Poe and by H.P. Lovecraft.

Why do you think honeydew is the money melon?

In order to earn money, you have to use your melon. Unfortunately, some managers can't do that.