Dr. Porker

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Introduction Dr. Peter Porker trains a lazy eye on and besmirks whatever he damn well pleases. His self-help gurudom shakily established, he now enlightens you with smirkful remarks on everyday news and views, drinking and other bad behaviors, government n' politics, gourmandism, and whatever general douchery offends his tender sensibilities. Porker also publishes regular installments from his latest serialized how-to book: "The Bowling Ball in the Freezer and Other Secrets of a Highly Efficient You" on his blog.
Interests Humor, Satire, Writing short stories, Chronicaling outrageous behavior, Chronic drinking, Douchery, Exposing douchery, Muckracking, Laughing, Long walks on the beach, Getting caught in the rain