Jonbeerecovery
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Artist/Cobra Comander |
| Location | Salt Lake City, Utah, United States |
| Introduction | I was born in 1973. It was a good year to be a breakdancer because no one had invented breakdancing yet.( So I did.) I also invented "Karate Kid" but the film industry didn't yet have the technology to film it, so we had to wait awhile for that to happen. I don't know what the big deal was though, it's not like there are tons of special effects. Maybe they just didn't appreciate the complex relationship between Danielson and Mr Miyagi.(nope, not gay, just creepy). Anyway I went on to invent a lot of other awesome things in the years following 1973. (Look it up on Wikipedia, one of those things was dinosaurs. I invented those right after I invented the time machine.) Well, now it's almost 2011 and you're probably wondering what's left to invent. How about chunks of bacon in your pancakes? Sounds good right?( It's not. It makes me gag every time.) Luckily I didn't invent it. However, I'm currently working on an invention that will cure people of the notion that it's a good idea. It involves a wet burlap sack full of angry cats. I'm also working on an invention that will cure the world of cats. |