Miss Gerda
| Industry | Chemicals |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Plant |
| Location | Briagalong, Double Instraylia |
| Introduction | Oy jukst sed orl abowt me in me intrests. Oy am orlso gunna be a broide wun day. Wunce oy tried to give meself lyposuckshun but oy put the vaccyoom cleener on backwerds and now look. Oy are never gunna fit in me broide dreksst. May as well eet much more bayckun. |
| Interests | Gene Pitney, farm machinery (drotts, ditch-witches, harrows) Poll Herefords, cream, plums, Jade Hurley, the show with tha genie "Oy Jeema Jeeny", parquetry, brides, kallonick flushes, bacon, brides, bay ponies, dirt, pretending to be French & saying On Shon Tay, silver mini skerts, non-swimmers, rifles, K-Mark, strapless singlets, Princess Anne, Aloe Vera, Andre Reeyerrr, gussets but mostly brides. |
| Favorite Movies | The Guru, evryfing wif Adum Sandlers in ut, The Giant Claw, Glitta, Cheepa by tha Duzzen II, Big Momma's Howse II, Son of tha Marsk, The Hottie & the Nottie, Gillygan's Oyland: Tha Moovey, Anne Frank Tha Muzickal. |
| Favorite Music | Bride myoozick, Top 40 Whelping Hits and... I don't know tha name of it but it goes like this: "happy birthday to you, happy berthday to yoo, happy birthday Mince Gerda, happy birthday to yooo. That one, whatever it is. |
| Favorite Books | The ones made with paper but not too thick and not ones with just werds in em. |
Yes? I've been sitting here waiting for the Randem Quenchtion for 2 hours and it still isn't arksting it. Yes???