clif
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Location | Norman, OK, United States |
| Introduction | I am a quiet introvert who enjoys collecting stamps, human hair, and communicable diseases. I love curling up next to the fire with a good crossword puzzle, or perhaps "The Book of Mormon", and hot cocoa. I eat peeps by the carton. I am easily entertained; I once stared for hours at a colony of ants as they carved up and carted away the severed finger of what I deduced to be a hobo. I am scared of clowns and soap. I shower with bleach, but still feel dirty afterward. I am horrified by people who eat in bathrooms. My ideal mate would need to have a car, every santana record (or compact disk), access to extra large freezer bags and rubber bands, few neighbors, and a big back yard with soft soil. I'll bring a dozen roses, a shovel, and my dad's claw hammer. |
| Interests | Geography, Entertainment, History, Arts & Literature, Science & Nature, Sports & Leisure, and Wild Card |
| Favorite Movies | I like Cannonball Run better than Smokey and the Bandit; but they're both really, really good. |