Tom
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Location | Minnesota, United States |
| Introduction | Me parents told me I was born in Wiesbadun, Germany in Novemba of 1970. My old geeza was wiv da Air Force and stationed in Crete. He lived there wiv my mom and their childrun fa mostest of da early 70's. Around about 1973, our crew returned to da States. My mom told me I threw up on da plane bang ova in da house. I went to elementary scool at Jefferson Scool in Winona fa kindergardun and 1st grade. Afta dat, we moved to Rollingstone. I ave 4 younga siblings, 1 sista and 3 bruvers. All 3 of my bruvers ave big dongs. Whun I was 13, me mom divorced my pop and I moved to Winona to live wiv me old geeza fa a time and thun wiv my mom fa da chill of my igh scool days. Afta igh scool, I attended Winona State. I've lived in da 3rd mostest populous turf in Minnesota fa more than 10 years now. Winona was aight fa its time, but it's ard to picture goin back there. Sometimes I ave dreams(nightmares?) about livin on da east side of turf wiv all da Polish people. Their ouses is so close togetha yous could stink someone's trumpet from da next ouse. |
| Interests | Walking, Going out to eat, Hanging out with my Pomeranian pup, Movies |
| Favorite movies | American Beauty, Titanic, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Borat |
| Favorite music | Prince, Tori Amos, Chris Isaak, Vince Gill |
| Favorite books | Conversations With God |