Humpty Dump
| Occupation | Brown Noser Promoted to Butt Kisser at ASS MEDIA |
|---|---|
| Location | Kismar, Kenya |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | See above. |
| Interests | Farting in my jeans, hating obama, loving living in a third world country, drawing pictures of the uni-bomber,rubbing my penis with number 300 grit sandpaper,inviting the in-laws over to clog my toilet,eating sauerkraut until I puke, picking my nose and wiping it on door knobs,trying to beat the goatse man by shoving a bowling ball up my ass,holding my breath until I pass out, throwing rotten eggs all over my house |
| Favorite movies | porn |
| Favorite music | porno music |
| Favorite books | porn mags |