Chef Pug
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| Industry | Education |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Chef |
| Location | United States |
| Introduction | As seen in one of the few surviving photos, taken moments before the photographer was used as the main course in one of Chef Pug's many Cannibalism Festivals. He can be found wandering around giving Poisoned Pastries to Con Goers in Registration lines or feeding the Sleep-Deprived Comatose Zombies in Consuites after 2AM at Conventions across the US. Not much is known about this reclusive Culinary Master. Some believe he is secretly controlling the Cons with the use of Ninja Cheesecakes and Natural good looks. |
| Interests | Food, Cooking, other Pugs, and reading |
| Favorite movies | Chasing Amy, Hackers, Hangover, and any low brow comedy you can think of. |
| Favorite music | Tone Deaf, what is music??? |
| Favorite books | Brent Weeks, J. R. Ward, Sherrilyn Kenyon, and many many other authors |
You're trapped in a well with a goat and a slinky. Describe how you will escape.
Well obviously i will cook the goat using the slinky to make a spit to grill the goat. Then I will be rescued by the first crowd of people who come to sample my "Well Grilled Goat".