|Occupation||Working for a fancy bakery ingredient company whilst staill faffing about with paper and glue. In the sticks with shit wifi - you gotta love how I manage my life with an iPhone and bottle of vodka.|
|Location||House of Love, Crazytown, United Kingdom|
|Introduction||I live in the sticks with shit wifi - what's not to love?|
|Interests||Making stuff and taking photos|
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
IT BURNS! IT BURNS!