Gender	Male
Industry	Fashion
Location	Carlisle, Cumbria, United Kingdom
Introduction	Just the average under-archiver. Bitter, twisted and cynical. Ever so slightly opinionated, with a pinch of sarcasm and a dash of "Why don't you burn in hell!". All round good guy, with a vicious tongue.
Interests	Music, Films, Gaming, Photography, Satire, Comedy, The Internet, Cycling
Favorite movies	Shawshank Redemption, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Resident Evil, Road to Perdition, ...
Favorite music	Rock, Metal, Blues, Jazz, Acoustic, Comedy/Parody
Favorite books	Fight Club, The Haunted.

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

No, but surprising it did look slightly like Noel Fielding. Strange!