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Gender	Female
Occupation	Domestic Engineer
Location	Oklahoma, United States
Introduction	I'm trying to embrace my Oklahoma-ness. You know, give it a good daily squeeze.
Interests	trying on swimsuits, parallel parking, root canals, time with my family, cooking, reading, and walking
Favorite movies	My Cousin Vinny, Steel Magnolias, Silence of the Lambs, Office Space, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman
Favorite music	Cake, Third Day, and more Cake. Oh, and I love me some Norah Jones.
Favorite books	I love to read. The Hiding Place is one of my favorites.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying 'poop deck'?

I would say "feces deck" instead.