St. Ephanie!

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Education
Occupation death dealer (HA!)
Location Franklin Park, Illinois, United States
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Introduction I'm short, shy (sometimes), brown eyed and brown haired, studying to become a teacher, and really sort of bad at writing these profile things.
Interests Painting, drawing, sculpting (etc), reading, writing, acting, watching cartoons, stupid or funny movies, being around friends, and can sleeping be considered a hobby?
Favorite Movies Young Frankenstein and other Mel Brooks movies, The Breakfast Club, Monty Python movies, The Craft (I know, dumb movie, but I like it), The Rocky Horror Picure Show, Nightmare On Elmstreet movies, and many others I can't think of right now.
Favorite Music Nine Inch Nails! Let's generalize, shall we? Grunge, Rock, Punk, Oldies, Pop, Classical, Novelty music, Industrial, New Wave, and just about everything else.
Favorite Books I like books by Thomas Harris, Dave Eggers, Tom Robbins, Neal Pollock, Nick Hornby, William S. Burroughs, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, Dalton Trumbo, JD Salinger, Toni Morrison, Vladmir Nabokov, Tim O'Brian, Johnathan Safran Foer, Louise Rennison, and more authors than I can even remember.

What would you wear for camouflage if you were hiding in a gingerbread house?

I'd get naked, douse myself in maple syrup, roll around in brown sugar and strategically place gum drops on myself.