Mike

My blogs

Gender	Male
Location	Statesboro, Georgia
Introduction	As a child, Mike Anthony had only one goal in life. He was going to play center field for the Philadelphia Phillies. Now that the years have passed, he has realized the fickle nature of the sporting world and has adjusted his goals... Now, he'll settle for left field. Equal parts self-deprecating and aggressively narcissistic, Mike spends his days drifting in and out of delusions of grandeur while devoting entirely too much of his life to obsessing over and criticizing just about every aspect of sport. What you read on these pages are the musings of Mike, free from any of the biases or insight that could taint his words if he were to "research" or "fact-check" things rather than running to this blog to give you the knee-jerk, insensitive, and sometimes vulgar opinions that you deserve.