Gender	Female
Industry	Law
Occupation	Lawyer
Location	Chicago, IL, United States
Introduction	I am a lawyer. I am very impressive. Snort. If I don't like you, it's a fair bet that I hate you, judge you, and mock you.
Interests	gossip, law, travel, dancing, shoes, sharing my opinions, being a know-it-all, trivia, reading, editing, wine, musicals, daydreaming, snark, Chicago, grammar, punctuation, sunshine
Favorite movies	The Princess Bride, The Usual Suspects
Favorite music	The Clash - "I Fought the Law", Warren Zevon - "Lawyers Guns and Money", Jay-Z - "99 Problems", Judas Priest - "Breaking the Law", The B-52s - "Legal Tender", Tom Paxton - "One Million Lawyers", The Who - "A Legal Matter", Guys & Dolls - "Sue Me", Bukka White - "District Attorney Blues", Cibo Matto - "We Love Our Lawyers", The New Pornographers - "The Laws Have Changed"
Favorite books	Catch-22, The Bluebook (18th Ed.), The Nine, Les Miserables

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

I'm sorry, law school killed my ability to recognize the word "statue" - I can only see and say "statute." I just hope my statute isn't like the Brady Bill or Amber Alerts, because I don't want to be kidnapped or shot.