Stephanie

About me

Gender Female
Occupation diva
Location Illinois, United States
Introduction Arm Chair Critic, Geisha Girl, Wine Taster, Mother, Sister, Daughter,Mover, Shaker, Think Tanker, Part-time Diva
Favorite Movies Fight Club, Michael Mann movies, dark comedies, The Big Lebowski, About Schmidt, Thelma & Louise, American Beauty, The Matrix, My Favorite Year
Favorite Music REM, U2, The Smiths, Ramones, Garbage, Weezer, The Stones, GreenDay, Lucinda Williams, White Stripes, Tommy Keene, CheapTrick, Dylan
Favorite Books Autobiographies, Dr. Seuss, thrillers

For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:

Dear Auntie, That is one sweet cock. It's a little small so maybe you could get me an even bigger one next year. Love, Stephanie