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Gender Female
Location Pittsburgh, PA, United States
Introduction Born in captivity, Brianne seeks to return to her home somewhere near Neptune. To finance this endeavor, she often turns herself into a fox and steals eggs from local henhouses, which she transforms into opals the size of a human fist. She sells these gems by the side road under the light of a full moon. And that is how toys get into cereal boxes.
Favorite Movies Metropolis, Blade Runner, Marble Hornets, Shadow of the Vampire, Event Horizon
Favorite Music Gogol Bordello, Bauhaus, Joy Division, The Clash, Fanfare Ciocarlia, The Casualties, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Dead Kennedys, VNV Nation, The Ramones, Dead Milkmen
Favorite Books The Martian Chronicles - Ray Bradbury

When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?

1. Fold an origami robot. 2. Ask the paper robot to call Wilford Brimley. 3. Ask the paper robot to eat the phone. 4. ... 5. PROFIT!