The Queen of Frogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Location | Not Chicago, IL, United States |
| Introduction | Bow to me, the Queen of Frogs. I am fair and balanced in assessing my subjects, much like Fox News is fair and balanced in reporting politics. I may appear flawed at first glance, but this is an optical illusion. I am perfect. It is my subjects who are flawed. Read on! |