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About me

Gender MALE
Industry Consulting
Occupation Wizard, without Portfolio
Location Western Michigan, United States
Introduction Fifty plus, memory still good. Left-Handed, Double-jointed, and opinionated!
Interests Thinking great thoughts, BB-Q cooking, smoked foods, cooking, cook books, Airedales, gambling, photography, writing.
Favorite Movies Big Fish, Captain Blood, Space Balls, The Cooler, Independence Day, Animal House, Tank Girl, Unforgiven, The Man Who Would Be King, South Park The Movie
Favorite Music Jimmy Buffet, David Byrne, Juice Newton, eclectic music, Jackson Browne, Blondie, Carol King, ZZ Top
Favorite Books Lord of Rings Trilogy, Sci-Fi, Steven King, H.P.Lovecraft, Hitchikers' Guide to the Galaxy, Cookbooks

You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?

The fact that he's dead.