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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Non-Profit |
| Occupation | RN |
| Location | OKC, Oklahoma, United States |
| Introduction | I used to say here that I wasn’t a sex pig. But I think we all know different. I specifically like to oink during sex. And sometimes I will roll around in mud for hours and hours, just sloshing about in my own waste. I also have a curly little tail with a tuft a bristly hair at the end. And I’m terribly fat, but I like to think of it as "robust." Okay, maybe I’m really not a "sex" pig per say. But I do have a tail. Would you like to pull it? |
| Interests | blogging, painting, counseling psychology, schema therapy, psychodynamic theory, cognitive-behavior therapy |
| Favorite Movies | The House of Yes, Ever After |
| Favorite Music | New Punk, Alternative, Hard Rock |
| Favorite Books | Naked Lunch, As I Lay Dying, The Old Man and the Sea, A Reader's Manifesto |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Why, my tangerine jellies of course!