Gender	Female
Industry	Arts
Occupation	Writer
Location	Springfield, Missouri, United States
Introduction	A new New England transplant by way of the Midwest and New Orleans and now back in the Midwest. In theory I write in these blogs and on my own. Hopefully you'll get to see the latter as much as the former soon.
Interests	Militant Cheese Tastery
Favorite movies	Lost In Translation, Devil's Rejects, Pierrot Le Fou, The Brown Bunny, Jesus' Son, The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye, Stardust Memories
Favorite music	Sage Francis, Lil Wayne, Modest Mouse, The Silver Jews, Bob Dylan, David Banner
Favorite books	Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Watchmen, Blood Meridian, Naked Lunch, Great Expectations

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?

A special dancing vegetable man with impeccable pronunciation skills. Like good. Really good.