american short-timer
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| Occupation | army |
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| Location | whereabouts unknown |
| Introduction | writing for those who can't short - tim·er shôrt tī'mer noun 1. one nearing the end of a contractual term of service; a military enlistee at the end of a tour. 2. one arrested in service past a mutually agreed upon date after invocation of an executive order. 3. one at the proverbial end of his proverbial rope. Inference: declining institutional loyalty proportionate to the nearing of one's Expiration Term of Service. See also: Boobus Enlisticatus. ALSO: I am not in Iraq and I am not currently in the Army and I am not getting my ass shot at. This site is in compliance with MNC-I #9 as per FICI-CE-I, DoD Directive 5230.9 and AR 25-1, etcetera etcetera andsoforth. Drop american short-timer a line. Charlie Yankee Alpha... out. |
| Interests | booze, women, writing, movies, sex |
| Favorite movies | Dead Dogs Don't Bark Though Their Stomachs Go Boom!, Belly Laughs And Head Shots, Bludgeon IV, |
| Favorite music | The Splinter Fingers, Slipstream, Sit On My Face, Sleep When You're Dead, MuddD, Cherry Filter, Zeg'tmaar, Ralph & The Pogues |
| Favorite books | Murphy's Revised Laws, Henna Gaijin Sugoi!, Popculturebubblegumfantastique, Legs Wide Shut, Noodle, |
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