The King of Uncool
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Wage Slave |
| Location | Chicagoland, IL, United States |
| Introduction | I am the King of Uncool. I haven't had an ounce of cool in me in decades. They say it takes one to know one, and I know what is passé because I live passé everyday. |
| Interests | Booze and dames, pal...booze and dames. |